"THE FLYING CHICKEN KEBOB"
Episode #2
INT. BOOK - DAY
Narrator
Okay. Another day, another story  (cough...)                                                                                                                                .                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ... What's going on here? What's all this dust? (cough...)                                                                                                                     .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ... Hey there, lady. What are you doing? Hey you!  
Rosa
Oh, is that you, Mr. Narrator? Be careful not get dusty. Today we have a wedding going on! Lots of work to do.
NARRATOR
Wedding? Whose wedding? Better go and see for ourselves. 
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. CITY STREET - DAY
A wedding party makes its way through the streets.
NaRRATOR
Pardon me, what's going on here? 
Nanna
(to narrator)
The Old Merchant's son is getting married. You should attend too...
Nanna smells the air.

Nanna (CONT'D)
Mmmm... Delicious food! 
yOUNG MAN
Needs some salt.
SMITHY
Too much salt, needs some water. 
yOUNG MAN
Needs some more salt. 
SMITHY
Why is it so salty? Needs more water. 
YOUNG MAN
Needs more salt... needs more
SMITHY
Needs more water... to salty
YOUNG MAN
No, no still not salty enough.
SMITHY
No, no... more water.
NARRATOR
Dear me. With these two chefs at work, the food will either be too salty or not salty enough. 
CUT TO:
INT. school house - dAY
Judge (O.C.)
(sneezes)
I told you not to sneeze in my face yesterday.  
KID #1
So finally you caught the flue? Can we have a sick day tomorrow?
Judge
No! Don't bother. Now, get your books out, and repeat what I say. Aye, B, C...
Kids
Aye, B, C...
Judge
Not Aye, B, C! It's Aye, B, C.
KIDS
Not Aye, B, C. It's Aye, B, C. 
Judge
When I say 'Aye', you don't say 'Aye'. You say 'Aye'!
KIDS
When I say Aye, you don't say Aye... You say 'Aye'!
Judge
(sneezes at the end of sentence)
No need to do the alphabet today. Get out your note books, today we are....
CUT TO:
INT. book pages - dAY
The pages of the book turn, landing on the title of today's story.
NaRRATOR
That's right boys and girls. Today we are telling the story of the Greedy Teacher and the Fearful Flying Food. 
BACK TO:
INT. sCHOOL HOUSE - dAY
The Judge is in the middle of a math lesson.
Judge
9 plus 9 equals to?
Kids
9 plus 9 equals 2.
Judge
No, no, 9 plus 9, 9 plus 9 is 18.
KIDS
No, no, 9 plus 9, 9 plus 9 is 18.
Judge
How dare you make fun of me. I will keep you all after school. 
Kid #1
But we didn't do anything.
There is a knock at the door.
NEWMAN (O.C.)
Hello, anyone there? Hello? Hello?
Judge
Keep your heads down and don't cause any trouble while I'm gone. 
The Judge walks to the door and opens it.
Judge (CONT'D)
(surprised)
Hunnnn?
Newman
Greetings, dear...
Judge
Hello! 
Newman
Today is the wedding of the Old Merchant's son. You are invited for lunch. And here is some food and drinks for the kids as well. 
Judge
Congratulations all around! Please convey my greetings to the Old Merchant, tell him I will be glad to attend. 
Newman
OK, So we'll be looking for you. Good day. 
Judge
Good bye to you too!... Hmmm... What a great smell! It would be a pity if it all went to the kids. I can eat this all for an entire week! And I know just what I can tell those silly kids! 
Kid #1
Real tasty. 
KiD #2
What do you see? 
KId #1
He brought a huge tray full of food for us. 
Fat kid
Get down from there. Come on down! I can't... can't hold it... Can't hold it...
Kid #1 fall off the Fat kid's shoulders and drops to the ground. The Judge enters as the kids pretend to be learning.
Judge
Hummmmm!
Kids
(doing their multiplication table)
Judge
What's going on here! Looks like you need some good old fashion discipline. 
Kid #4
But sir, we didn't do anything. 
Judge
Pity I have to leave now. Your punishment has to wait. Take your notebooks and in the next two hours write down the letters of the alphabet twenty times. I said twenty times!  
Fat kid
But sir, that's gonna take us all day.  
Judge
Just do what I say. And another thing. Outside, on the front porch there is a food tray with two magic chickens and a magic drink! If you touch the chickens, they will come to life and fly away. As for the magic drink, well, you will disappear if you drink it. May the king have mercy on you if I should return and discover that the chickens are gone. Or, that you have not finished your assignment. Now get started. 
FAT KID
Wow! Really. 20 times. 
Kid #1
Really? 
Kid #4
Really?
CUT TO:
EXT. sCHOOL HOUSE - dAY
The Judge exits the school as he sings making his way towards the town.
Judge
(singing)
Sweet food...
DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. town street - dAY
The Judge walks through the town on his way to the wedding party.
Raana
Hello!
Judge
(to Raana)
Hello.
Man #7
Come on donkey, Come on, come on, come... Oh, hi there my friend...
Judge
Your donkey doesn't want to move? 
Man #7
No, doesn't wanna move a bit. 
Judge
I know what you do with somebody who doesn't want to do what they're told. 
Man #7
So what do you think I should then my friend? Hunnn.. 
Judge
Give them a good thrashing. Like this, and like this... and like that... and like this... 
The Judge thrashes the donkey, when suddenly he kicks the Judge sending him flying.
Man #7
You silly, donkey! You embarrass me in front of my friend... 
Judge
If you would of thrashed him before, he wouldn't dare to kick me know! Now I'll have to go home and change. By then, I'm sure most of the food will be gone.
Man #7
So sorry my friend, would you like a lift somewhere? Can I help you? 
Judge
No need. Thanks alot but, I'm staying away from that donkey... Stupid...  
Man #7
Okay, well as you wish my friend... I'll see...  
CUT TO:
INT. sCHOOL HOUSE - mOMENTS LATER
The kids are working and doing their assignments.
Kid #2
Oh man, this is hard. What should we do? 
Fat kid
(yawning) A...
Little girl
A, B, C...
Kid #1
Think of something... I'm hungry and I'm out of here... see ya later...
Kid #2
Hey, where do you think you're going hunnn? 
KID #1
I'm eating the magic chicken and drinking the magic drink!
KID #2
Wow! I think he's lost his mind. Let's follow him see what he's up to.
Kids
So... How come the chickens didn't fly away?
KID #2
Hey! Don't drink that! 
Kid #4
That's magic. You're going to disappear. 
Fat kID
Hmmm? How come he is still here?
 Kid #1
This are all for us. From the Old Merchant. I heard it with my own ears. 
KID #2
Hunnnnnnn!
Kid #4
Hang on a minute...
Fat kID
Don't be so greedy.
Kids
Come on, we want some too... Let's all eat... come on.
FAT KID
Wow. What chicken! 
Kid #2
Wow. What delicious drink!
Kid #4
We are all in big trouble when the teacher comes back.  
Kid #1
Ah... Don't worry about that. I've got it all figured out. Now listen up!
NaRRATOR
Okay. So let's go now and see what the Teacher is up to. 
Judge
Wouldn't you know it,  just my luck. The moment I get there, the food was all gone. But, there's still the food back at the school I can eat... ya that's true...  
Young Man
Hi, there teach...
Judge
I can eat that for a whole week. 
Young Man
 Yup, he's talking to himself again. 
CUT TO:
EXT. sCHOOL HOUSE - dAY
The Judge arrives outside the school house and see the empty tray.
Judge
Ah! What happened? Where is all the food? It's those kids! I know what to do with them. 
The Judge finds the kids asleep.
Judge (CONT'D)
Hey, you nasty kids. Asleep, are we? You had all that chicken, I know it... I'm going to punish every single one of you... mark my words... 
Kid #2
No sir, we're just sitting around waiting to die.
Judge
What? Now you're making fun of me?
Kid #1
No, sir. The moment you left, there was a huge gush of wind. ... 
FADE TO:
EXT. sCHOOL HOUSE - dream sequence

KID #1
Hey everybody, let's get the food. The wind is going to carry it away. 
The chickens come to life and fly away resting on a tree.
KiD #1 (CONT'D)
Wow!!!
Fat kID
Did you see that!! What are we gonna do now! The master isn't going to like this at all. I'm telling you... 
Kid #2 
Let's put the rice by the tree. Once the chickens come down to eat, we can catch them. Come on here we go... Here chicken, chicken, chicken... 
The chickens come down and eat all the rice on the floor, then fly back up to the trees.
Kid #2 (CONT'D)
The chickens are all gone again. 
LiTTLE GIRL
And they ate all the rice. 
Fat kiD
And we haven't even done our homework. 
Kids
And we're going to get detention again!
Kid #1
I think we'd better drink this magic drink and disappear so the teacher doesn't see us.
Kids
Give me some, give me some!

BACK TO:
EXT. sCHOOL HOUSE - present day
Kid #1
So Master, we are now all waiting to disappear.
Kid #2
How come we're not disappearing? I'm getting bored. 
Fat kiD
As for me, I ate to much! I'm going to explode. So, I'm fine thanks.
Judge
Out!! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! I can't take this anymore! Get out! I said get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out.... 
The judge stands outside the school screaming at the kids when suddenly the sign above the door fall on his head.
NaRRATOR
(laughing)
And there you have it, the story of the Greedy Teacher's empty fate; And as you can see there's no chicken on his plate.                                                                                                                                                                    Yes we have come to the end and we'll see you another day and another story.
THE END.